My mom is from Illinois and my father moved from Kansas to Illinois as a young man, so they are rabid Bears fans. I was born in Illinois but moved to Wisconsin as an itty-bitty, and thus almost all of my peers were rabid Packers fans. Native Packers fans are amongst the most annoying, I believe both because there is little else exciting to attach ( Read more... )

Mama's all fine and good, until Daddy's in sight. Then there is absolutely nothing Mama can do to win Baby's love back. It is Daddy or nothing. And usually Daddy is trying to work, and cannot cuddle and play. Oh, woe is Baby. She tells everyone who will listen how distraught she is.

Sure, for you it's morning, but for me the party's just getting started.

NO IT'S MEDICINAL IT GETS THE HEADACHES DRUNK AND HAPPY

I do love me a dirty vodka martini, extra olives. MMMMMMARTINI

I think we're going to have rice soon. MMMMMRICE (not the same)

I've managed to miss another week of work thanks to fucked-up medication making me not only dizzy and short of breath but CHEST PAINY and I had another rant of Amazon almost destroying Christmas by not boxing items correctly but BLAH BLAH BLAH BORING I DON'T CARE (FULL OF WOODCHUCK GRANNY SMITH HARD CIDER)

I HATE ALL OF YOU (I LOVE YOU GUYS)

KISS

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So taking a cue from Gelly's book I am currently in an inebriated state, but not to the point of self-destruction and/or making out with oral whores (YET). I came home in a MEAT AND MARGARITAS mood, so to assuage it I told John he was buying me dinner, and commenced to Outback for said meat and margaritas, which were both muy delicious and tasty, ( Read more... )

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I finally got around to reading the ASAHL:Drunk update. HOORAY FOR GIANT RUBBER COCKS and YAY FOR JAMIE. You have the best stories. I know I told you that before but it's true. And somehow almost all of them involve buttsex in one way or another, whether it's Mark or an insect or a bum, which gives them extra points ( Read more... )

Sometimes, no matter how much you love and support someone, you cannot help them in their struggles, try as you might. Especially when they're a friend, which means you're close enough to care but not close enough to make a real crack in their resistance, not enough for them to make the effort for your sake ( Read more... )